That Lasso Looks More Like Twine

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The twine of truth has a pretty good ring to it.

truthinadvertising: you saw twine???? all i saw was wonder woman want!!!!!

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She Can Hit You From At Least 10 Kilometers

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Harpuia: WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY FANTASIES?!

Um…I’m sorry…?

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She Is Here To Protect You

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Alisha: Well…Red Bull did say it gives you wings…they just never said WHERE they give you wings.

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Science Officers Are The Sexiest Part Of The Federation

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Al Spotted This Trekkie

Brandon: I’d show her the captain’s log.
Nick R. Bocker (replied): you’d show her your poop?

Hilarious, you should form a comedy duo.
-Joe Hawtness

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Cobra Commander's Got Taste…I'll Give Him That

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Anon Spotted This Baroness

That’s right people, he’s inept as a leader, has an awful voice, wears a dumb looking helmet, is a terrible shot, and carries a sword he doesn’t know how to use, BUT Cobra Commander knows whats up when it comes to good-looking ladies with machine guns. You may also notice her knife is missing, this is because it’s buried deep in the larynx of the first photographer. He was an undercover GI Joe operative.

Yours Truly,
G.I. Joe Hawtness

Skitz: Cobra Commander loves his Uzi Floozies.

I really like the term “Uzi Floozies.”
And, be sure to check out her other work!
-Joe Hawtness

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Oh God, It's Eating Your Head!!!

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Jack Spotted This WTF Hottie

Poor Yorick: It looks like she waiting in line to vote.

I’m not sure why, but that is hilarious.
-Joe Hawtness

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Merry Early Christmas

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Jack Spotted This Holiday Hottie

Just like Walgreen’s, we here at Hawtness are bringing in the holidays early.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

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Please, Someone Increase Her Resolution

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Geir Spotted this 8-Bit Hottie at Laughing Squid

This is a well executed costume idea. I like!

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Dr. Duke: While part of her longs to settle down with a old fashioned 8 bit man, she has secret yearnings to find out if what the other girls say is true,”Once you go 64 bit, you never go back”.

And, Cannedtoo’s response to this comment is priceless.

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Lego's Making Some Sexy New Figures

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Christine Spotted this Lego Hottie
She’d go great in the Lego beach house I just built. I’m recreating season two of the Real World

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Joe Hawtness

Christine: I can assure you that my hands are perfectly normal.
My boyfriend can assure you that my boobs are perfect.
~Lego Chick

I’m sure most of our visitors would heartily agree with your boyfriend.
-Joe Hawtness

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SpiderWoman Is Doing The Crab Walk

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Shawn Spotted This Spider Hottie

Badgirl: I guess this proves that spider girls don’t wear panties.

I say, Badgirl points out quite an interesting fact. I declare, from this point on, no spidergirl should ever feel the need to wear panties. It is now a decree.

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Joe Hawtness

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